7 Reasons Why Your Company Needs a Privacy Policy
Non-attorneys are often (justifiably) baffled at why lawyers take 3,000 words to say what normal people say in 300 and a handshake. At the risk of defending verbosity, it turns out that behind each handshake contains a wide range of non-standard assumptions. Many (if not most) disputes arise when there is a misunderstanding about an unspoken assumption—the meaning of a word, or silence on a particular issue. That’s why it takes lawyers so many words to say something so simple; simple things are more complex than we thought.
Consider the telephone—an elegant piece of equipment which is exceedingly easy to use. Yet the infrastructure and technology supporting telephony and networking is extremely robust and complex. Consumers pay the telcos to worry about the millions of miles of copper and fiber, routers, substations and central offices. The infrastructure isn’t a “necessary evil,” it’s just necessary.
How to Avoid a Legal 500 Error With Your Privacy Policy
Legal Programming
By Aaron Titus
I’m an awesome programmer. The only thing keeping me from Python, PHP, or Ruby coding awesomeness is knowledge… and skill… and training… and, um practice. OK, I may not be a Ruby all-star, but I could be if I wanted to. Likewise, you can do anything for yourself that an attorney can do for you, including writing legal documents. Lawyers just happen to have knowledge, skill, and training. And if I wanted an iPhone app, I’d talk to a programmer. If I wanted legal documents, I’d talk to a lawyer.
In fact, lawyers are programmers. Writing legal documents—like privacy policies—is just like writing code.




